Your Have Bad Grammar

The internet introduces a whole new breed of grammatical issues to discuss.
Kyle: bought!
Kyle: ‘d
Tim: … bought’d?
Kyle: err
Kyle: i guess “buy’d” would have been more appropriate

Linux?

So, I’ve been running Ubuntu 7.10 (Gutsy Gibbon) as my primary OS for over 48 hours, now, and I have to say that I’m satisfied. I’ve learned a lot of stuff, and I’ve reached the point where I could easily use it as my day-to-day operating system.
There are, however, two things remaining that Linux is [...]

Church marketing

I’ve just seen some genius word play outside a church on the way home from fried chicken. It said “Ch- -ch. What’s missing?”.
You are.
Megan said:
so how was class
Tim said:
pretty much the usual
learned how to say things like “This weekend, I want to watch a movie”
or “Tomorrow, I think I’ll read a book.”
Megan said:
oo youre a [...]

Burritolingus

I couldn’t help but laugh at this one…